I do not know anyone in the state of Washington. Nor, out of the three or so Matt's I know, would any of them call me at exactly 2:52 AM to profess their love for me.

"Hi, *unintelligible* Heather, this is Matt, and I love you and we should get married, and have lots of sex, but only after we get married of course. Anyway call me back."

This strikes me as rather funny, but I don't know this guy, I don't recognize his voice, and it seems like an awful lot of work for a prank call... it's a mystery. But in case said mystery person reads this journal:

Please do not call my house at 2:52 AM Eastern Standard Time (that's 11:52 Pacific Time.) My parents do not look kindly on middle of the night calls. Try before ten. Also, if you want for me to call you back you should really leave a phone number.

This is really quite puzzling.

P.S.:
Please do not mention our sex-life-to-be on the answering machine. My mother frowns on that sort of thing.