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[Will you please give me your SSN so I can get a FAFSA PIN?]
No. Can't you do it over the school computers?
[Are you backwards? That defeats the purpose of protecting it.]
Fine. Here.
[Can I have the car tonight?]
No.
[Can Quinn have sleepover rights?]
Absolutely not. Those things just aren't done. *Dad looks at Mom* How many times did I sleep over at your parents' house? Two? And I was deathly ill both times?
[Whatever. You guys just went over to the loft. Aunt Sean told me, so don't bother playing proper and denying it.]
...Well, Quinn had just better get his own loft then.
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Bah. And here I was, all ready to tell them that they were right and I shouldn't move out this year. The hell with that, now.
I'm going to buy an all-season tent and live in that giant valley up at campus. You know, the one under the bridge. That will solve everyone's problems. No rent, no car, access to school/buses/food/showers/warm buildings and a library, Quinn doesn't get in my parents' way, and I don't have to worry about apartment credit checks. I should have thought of this before.
No. Can't you do it over the school computers?
[Are you backwards? That defeats the purpose of protecting it.]
Fine. Here.
[Can I have the car tonight?]
No.
[Can Quinn have sleepover rights?]
Absolutely not. Those things just aren't done. *Dad looks at Mom* How many times did I sleep over at your parents' house? Two? And I was deathly ill both times?
[Whatever. You guys just went over to the loft. Aunt Sean told me, so don't bother playing proper and denying it.]
...Well, Quinn had just better get his own loft then.
---
Bah. And here I was, all ready to tell them that they were right and I shouldn't move out this year. The hell with that, now.
I'm going to buy an all-season tent and live in that giant valley up at campus. You know, the one under the bridge. That will solve everyone's problems. No rent, no car, access to school/buses/food/showers/warm buildings and a library, Quinn doesn't get in my parents' way, and I don't have to worry about apartment credit checks. I should have thought of this before.