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I stole this meme, Miss Cam. I stole it good.
Meme that has made a trip around Miss Cam's my flist.
1) My uncle: is a gourmet cook
2) Never in my life: would I get a bellybutton piercing
3) When I was five: I was pretending that my parents were divorced so I could go to a better school
4) High School is: ridiculous
5) I will never forget: watching the sun come up over Phoenix from A Mountain
6) I once met: the lead singer from Everclear
7) There's this girl I know who: is an incredible violinist
8) Once, at a bar: I karaoke'd to "Goodbye Earl"
9) By noon I'm usually: contemplating lousy cafeteria food
10) Last night I was: talking to Quinn's best friend Cat until one in the morning
11) If I only had: five grand in my bank account
12) Next time I go to church, I: will probably get drooled on
13) Terry Schiavo: is now a statistic
14) What worries me most: money, currently
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a bookshelf and a Legolas poster
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my Tamara De Lempika poster
17) You know I'm lying when: my face turns red
18) What I miss most about the eighties: living in New York
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Titania
20) By this time next year: I'll have graduated with an associates degree
21) This entry is missing because: I ran it through the wash one too many times
22) I have a hard time understanding: rural people
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be there forever, goddammit
24) You know I like you if: I call you back
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Lawrence Welk
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens, Geraldine Ferraro: People who got teased in school for
their names
27) Take my advice, never: move to Central New York
28) My ideal breakfast is: cake
29) A song I love, but do not have is: Flying Horses by Dispatch
30) If you visit my hometown, I'd suggest: going for Italian ice at Ralph's, getting eggcreams at Egger's, and visiting Snug Harbor and the Tibetan Museum
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, and track stars: are all illusions of the Matrix and don't really exist
32) Why won't anyone: come and visit NYC with me?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't: leave the bathroom door closed if you're not in there
34) I'd stop my wedding/marriage for: nothing, with the amount I'll probably wind up spending on it- we can get a divorce tomorrow
35) The world could do without: religion
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: touch a spider
37) My favorite blonde is: Poppy Montgomery
38) Paperclips are more useful than: people who butcher the English language
39) If I do anything well it's: micromanage
40) And by the way: I'm all for arranged marriages
41) The last time I was drunk, I: got a lecture from a co-worker on What Would Aragorn Do?
1) My uncle: is a gourmet cook
2) Never in my life: would I get a bellybutton piercing
3) When I was five: I was pretending that my parents were divorced so I could go to a better school
4) High School is: ridiculous
5) I will never forget: watching the sun come up over Phoenix from A Mountain
6) I once met: the lead singer from Everclear
7) There's this girl I know who: is an incredible violinist
8) Once, at a bar: I karaoke'd to "Goodbye Earl"
9) By noon I'm usually: contemplating lousy cafeteria food
10) Last night I was: talking to Quinn's best friend Cat until one in the morning
11) If I only had: five grand in my bank account
12) Next time I go to church, I: will probably get drooled on
13) Terry Schiavo: is now a statistic
14) What worries me most: money, currently
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a bookshelf and a Legolas poster
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my Tamara De Lempika poster
17) You know I'm lying when: my face turns red
18) What I miss most about the eighties: living in New York
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Titania
20) By this time next year: I'll have graduated with an associates degree
21) This entry is missing because: I ran it through the wash one too many times
22) I have a hard time understanding: rural people
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be there forever, goddammit
24) You know I like you if: I call you back
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Lawrence Welk
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens, Geraldine Ferraro: People who got teased in school for
their names
27) Take my advice, never: move to Central New York
28) My ideal breakfast is: cake
29) A song I love, but do not have is: Flying Horses by Dispatch
30) If you visit my hometown, I'd suggest: going for Italian ice at Ralph's, getting eggcreams at Egger's, and visiting Snug Harbor and the Tibetan Museum
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, and track stars: are all illusions of the Matrix and don't really exist
32) Why won't anyone: come and visit NYC with me?
33) If you spend the night at my house, don't: leave the bathroom door closed if you're not in there
34) I'd stop my wedding/marriage for: nothing, with the amount I'll probably wind up spending on it- we can get a divorce tomorrow
35) The world could do without: religion
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: touch a spider
37) My favorite blonde is: Poppy Montgomery
38) Paperclips are more useful than: people who butcher the English language
39) If I do anything well it's: micromanage
40) And by the way: I'm all for arranged marriages
41) The last time I was drunk, I: got a lecture from a co-worker on What Would Aragorn Do?