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A letter.
Dear Mr. Bloom,
Please make up your mind as to whether you are hot or weird looking. Just so I can make up my mind as to whether or not to lust after you on a continued basis.
Thank you,
Heather Allen.
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Dear Miss Allen,
Please lust after me even if I am weird looking.
Sincerely,
Orlando Bloom
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Yeah right. In my dreams.
But he is odd-looking. Not quite cute. Hmmm... does this mean I'm growing out of this phase? If so, hooray.
This is what happens when you have no life- you make one up inside your head. It's okay, though. Mom told me that she talked to Paul McCartney in her head for years, so it's okay if a mental Legolas follows me around.
Please make up your mind as to whether you are hot or weird looking. Just so I can make up my mind as to whether or not to lust after you on a continued basis.
Thank you,
Heather Allen.
.........
Dear Miss Allen,
Please lust after me even if I am weird looking.
Sincerely,
Orlando Bloom
.................
Yeah right. In my dreams.
But he is odd-looking. Not quite cute. Hmmm... does this mean I'm growing out of this phase? If so, hooray.
This is what happens when you have no life- you make one up inside your head. It's okay, though. Mom told me that she talked to Paul McCartney in her head for years, so it's okay if a mental Legolas follows me around.