nirix5 | *quakes in her shoes*

Okay, you guys. We’ve been upgraded to Code Orange. In case of a nuclear event, cover your doors and windows with plastic wrap and duct tape and have your battery-powered radio turned to wait for the government to reassure you that you are not going to die a slow, painful death with nothing but two cans of spam and a case of Evian by your side.

Duct tape vs. nuclear power.

Bets, anyone?

For fuck’s sake. Why don’t they just give Saddam and Dubyah a couple of swords and have them duel? They could slash each other to pieces and save the world the trouble and psychiatrist bills of taking care of their penis envy issues.

Someone wake me up if the world comes to an end or the war starts for real, okay?

Night.