I'd like to be in "Hands Across America" and stick my finger in a light socket.

LMAO

you have an ominosity quotient of

six.

you are really ominous.

Frodo lives. Rock on, little dude, rock on.
God do I feel dumb for writing that.

Which Angelina Are You?

Yeah. You know it, baybee.

Am inviting

darkshade to party. Trust that rest of the crowd will hear by word of mouth. I dunno. Nelys, help me out here. You know I'm bad at organizing these things.

Please, stop this insanity.

six.