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I just claimed two people:
[ profile] legolasgreenlef
and [ profile] lowendbandit

This heat is making me reckless.
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It is too goddamn hot. I'm drenched in sweat, stuck to my seat, my fingers are sticking to the keyboard, and I have to wait till my sister's out of the bathroom to take a cold shower.

I fell asleep at the office today for about fifteen minutes. I dreamed that I was falling asleep, and then dad came in and was all like, "Where are the tools?" I ran to look out the back window and there they were, spread out all over the lawn with people picking through them.

Then dad called, I woke up, and on the way back to the window to make sure I didn't leave the tools outside remembered that there IS no window, and no lawn. Heat. It fries your brain.

In other news, I sincerely doubt I can top [ profile] legolasgreenlef's enthusiastic comment in the previous post. I love him. Seriously, I love him. Too bad he's taken and all that.

Which reminds me, I found a bench that said in memory of "Orlando Something-Or-Other" on it. Woo hoo! I found an Elf Boy Bench, as it shall henceforth be known.

I think I'm going to go cool off now, before I dig myself in any deeper.
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who's your male wench?

this quiz by belle

Yeah. So if I do blow the Horn of Gondor, all the Armies of the West will be at my beck and call, right?


Oh well, at least I'll have Borobutt wrapped around my little finger.


Mar. 14th, 2002 11:18 pm
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What the hell is going on with Nelys? I am *so* out of the loop. She'll just have to explain it all to me when she gets back.

Arrangements are almost done for Darkshade to go diving with me. We're taking a quick detour to Mother's palace on the outskirts of the City. I got the breathing spell, the pressure spell, and the translator today. Now Darkshade will be able to understand us all underwater, since we don't use Common. In fact, no one on my mother's side even has a tongue. My cousins still make fun of me for having one, but it's because of my dad... he's a sea elf, not a merman, so he's got a tongue... arrgh. I can talk with everything but the bubbles. Which basically means I'm tone deaf in *that* language. (Making certain bubbles is like singing.)

Finished cleaning my room today. Came across my old harp, which I guess I should really dust off. I haven't practiced in ages, but I'd bet hands down that I could still drown a few sailors with it.

Also started work on a new tapestry. Very fun. Very dull, actually, with everyone gone, but, what're ya gonna do.

Pssh. Forget this. I'm going clubbing. I'm in with a few of the bouncers at 121 in Minas Tirith, plus I heard that *N'ELF is gonna be there. We'll see.

Humor me, do this one. I'm curious.

Taken from [ profile] saccarineayako... couldn't resist. Please forgive. (Anna, direct quote. Heh heh.)

Answer in comments. ~_^

1. When did we meet?

2. How did we meet?

3. Have we ever met in person?

4. have we ever talked on thee phone?

5. Have you ever seen me cry?

6. Have you ever seen me dance?

7. Describe me using three or less words.

8. If you could spend a day with me, what would we do?

9. Have we ever gotten in a fight?

10. Have you ever dreamt of me? If so, tell me about it.

11. If you could give me a present, what would it be?

12. Would you hug me?

13. What do you REALLY think of me?

14. Do you know something about me that no one else knows?

15. Do you even know how old I am?

16. Anything you wanted to tell me but never got a chance to?

17. Wanna makeout?

18. Who should i go on dates with?

19. Name one thing you don't like about me.

20. Insert clever song lyric here:
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Just got back from vacation on the beaches of Harad. (That's why I haven't updated.) Had a wonderful time, between swimming in that beautiful, clear water and riding the Oliphaunts. Everyone gives Harad a bad rap, but I don't know why. They've got some of the best food and most interesting architecture, and Gondor can't hold a candle to their beaches. I figured I'd spend a few days down there with everyone gone from the keep, and when I come back, everything's gone to hell in a handbasket. Jeeze. (At least I got a tan, and some phone numbers... heh heh heh.)

I also brought back seashells for everyone. Hee.


Arrgh. What a nice fantasy, but now it's on to real life.

Actually, I had a great day. Yesterday was a *very* shitty day, but today was just spectacular. Nothing special happened; I started a new story (sorry about the RPfic, guys, but I have to work on originals only for right now.) Dad and I put up a switch in this doctor's office downtown. Very run-of-the-mill uneventfulness, but as we were leaving, the doctor handed me a check. Handed ME a check, not a check for me to give to my dad, a check with MY NAME on it. Twenty-five bucks, people! I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm the Queen of the World!!! I feel like I should jump around like Daffy Duck in that one cartoon when him and Bugs found the genie bottle...

AND my room is clean. AND I went through the shoebox from high school with all the old notes in it and laughed my ass off. AND I have lots of clean laundry. AND two story ideas. AND things to do. AND I found direction. YIPPEE!!!!

I had this strange dream last night where life was like a Pinky and the Brain episode. The Brain stayed the same but Pinky kept rotating... every few minutes he would be played by someone else. My mom was Pinky; My dentist was Pinky; so were Kate, Joe, Lance, JC, Mr. Bick, my sister and Legolas.

I think it's impossible to have a bad day when you wake up laughing hysterically to the image of Legolas Greenleaf, Aloof Elf Prince of Mirkwood, going, "NARF!!!"

...I have twenty five bu-ucks! Neener neener neener!!! HEE HEE HEE!!!!

Sorry, I'm just thrilled to be alive.
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Have the day off as dad is coughing up his lungs. Not the cheeriest of images, but hell, it's sixty degrees out so what do I care? (Okay, I do care. But still. A day off is a day off.)

Here are some quizzes (I got them from Meli.)

What Ayumi Hamasaki song are you?

Quiz by Mika Tsukino

I'm not sure what this series is but it looks cool.

You're Aoki Seiichirou!
You are one of a dying breed... a true gentleman (or gentlewoman, as the case may be). You tend to be a little disorganized and scatterbrained, but your heart is always in the right place. While you aren’t always the one who gets the most attention, you are sweet, dependable, and extremely loyal to your loved ones. Your family and friends are very important to you, and you will go to any length to protect them.
Which Dragon of Heaven are you?
Quiz by Kerianne

Take the
Which Poet are You? Quiz - brought to you out of boredom and pretention!

Robert Frost is cool, but Sylvia Plath is better. Especially Mad Girl's Love Song.

Mad Girl's Love Song
"I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

The stars go waltzing out in blue and red,
And arbitrary blackness gallops in:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

God topples from the sky, hell's fires fade:
Exit seraphim and Satan's men:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

I fancied you'd return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)

I should have loved a thunderbird instead;
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)"

That's one of my favorite poems EVER. That and the one by e.e. cummings that I can't remember the title of that ends with, "there's a hell of a universe next door, let's go."

Pity this busy monster manunkind, not
Progress is a comfortable disease...
something something hypermagical ultraomnipotence
blah blah blah.

[ profile] darkshade and The Huntress are going to NY today. Dur. I wish I could go down but I don't have the time/money right now. I need to soon, but mom was saying something about Easter and why don't we go to Nana's... Mickey fickey. I don't know.

I'm in the process of writing another installment of the RPfic. Just so ya know.

And [ profile] xxcelebornxx is letting me borrow his horse! I'm just thrilled. Will go over there later... and bring a carton of orange juice for Celeborn, seeing how he's sick and all.

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RP story, for those of you interested in this little "project," it will look somewhat like this...

Niri sighed as she looked out the window. Snow fell in lazily to the courtyard far below the ramparts on which she stood. She pulled her cloak a little tighter around her shoulders, telling herself that she'd wait just a few more minutes before she went back inside.

A large explosion from somewhere below her startled her, but she relaxed when she heard the string of curses in several different languages that followed a few seconds later. *Darkshade must be experimenting again,* she thought idly, holding her skirt up as she ran down the steps to his workshop.

"Good afternoon, Feather," he said cordially, wiping soot off his face. Niri laughed, wondering for the thousandth time how he could stay so composed when things literally blew up in his face.

"What're you working on?" she asked, peering over his shoulder at the things spread out on the worktable behind him.

Darkshade followed her line of sight. "That? Oh, it's just some stuff I'm experimenting with... napalm... shotguns..." He grinned and showed her a new weapon he was working on. "It's not finished yet. I'm not even sure what it will do." He set the weapon back on the table and picked up a sheaf of arrows. "Will you take these up to Nelys for me? She ran out after the Orc-hunting expedition."

"Of course." Niri took the proferred arrows as Darkshade turned back to his napalm. "See you later," she said as she left.

Nelys, she assumed, was probably still in bed, sleeping off the effects of the "celebration" she's had the night before with Morgoth. Quietly she crept down the long stone hallway, pausing at a door on the right that bore a sign that read, "Nelys's Room."

The door squeaked slightly as she pushed it open. Nelys was asleep, her head resting on Morgoth's chest. Quickly Niri laid the arrows on the music stand, careful not to knock over the flamethrower that was propped up against it, where Nelys would surely see them. Then she backed out, closing the door behind her.

Niri opened up the door to her own bedchamber, which was just across the hall from Nelys's. She sat down at her loom, but weaving just wasn't that appealing at that moment. Nor was drawing, or writing, or painting. She couldn't practice singing because Nelys was asleep. *Maybe I should go see if Celeborn is feeling better?*

That didn't appeal to her either. *It's this damn weather, it's dragging me down,* she thought irritably, idly playing with one of the pearls in her hair. *Maybe I'll go swimming. It's been a long time since I've done that. Too long,* she mused, lifting the pendant that hung around her neck at eye level.

In her mind, she fixed a picture of a sandy beach, with white-crested waves sparkling in warm summer sunlight. The room around her spun out of focus as her feet lifted up from the ground. Niri shut her eyes tightly. When she opened them again, she was on the beach she’d visualized.

"Perfect," she said, throwing her cloak into the sand and running into the waves.

Something like that, anyway. Obviously alot less me and alot more other people, but you get the point. Pssh.

Got an email back from Aaron. He loves fantasy as much as I do. A man after my own heart *sigh*

So anyway let me know what you think of the RP thing.
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Yay! Mummy is off phone! ("Mummy will smack! Mummy will smack!" ~lol Nelys!)

Idea #1: Story Journal! Like a continuous fanfiction/RP that we all update but in third person narrative... *maniacal giggle* Must consult [ profile] darkshade and [ profile] nelys on this, as they are major characters in this little scheme of mine, and [ profile] xxcelebornxx and [ profile] numberoneenemy as well, the latter cause he's tight with Nelys. More on this later.

*Have also decided to "retire" dragon for now. Am thinking will be Elf, or Half-Elf or some such. Ideas appreciated, please leave note.



... is my new favorite opera. I love it love it love it.

I am going to learn it, no matter what. This is like the triple loop of operas. I will master it like no other. Maria Callas eat your heart out.

Am going to go eat ice cream. Am going to gym on Saturday. Am going to SI to hand deliver a large serrated knife to [ profile] saccarineayako. Or a sledgehammer. Whichever. Whoever disrupts dancing deserves to die a slow, painful death.

More later. Am hyper-excited that vocal teacher had the score for the Mad Scene from Lucia de Lammermoor. DRAMA!!!!
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[ profile] darkshade is picking me up to go to [ profile] nelys's concert tonight. They're both really kind of down right now. I hope they feel better. They will once the weather gets better. Everyone will. Stupid snow.

Anyway, I've decided to do all my Livejournal role playing in the form of a third person narrative, so it's more like an interactive story. Also, I'm thinking of shelving the Pern persona until a) someone forms a community or b)more of the people I talk to read the books. Please let me know what I should do concerning this.

Took care of a ton of correspondence yesterday. Wrote to Tamara, Aaron, Big J, Little J, and Alta. As yet, have not had any replies. Harumph.

Fucking snow. When's summer going to come?
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I'd like to be in "Hands Across America" and stick my finger in a light socket.


you have an ominosity quotient of


you are really ominous.

find out your ominosity quotient

Frodo lives. Rock on, little dude, rock on.
God do I feel dumb for writing that.

Which Angelina Are You?

Yeah. You know it, baybee.

Am inviting [ profile] darkshade to party. Trust that rest of the crowd will hear by word of mouth. I dunno. Nelys, help me out here. You know I'm bad at organizing these things.
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Okay, [ profile] kenope, you win. No more tomatoes in Hell.

No more goth clubs. No more hard-core drinking. Just nice tipsyness, lol. I don't want to wake up with any strange elves in my lap, thank you.

I'm gonna go to sleep soon. Thankfully I get to sleep in tomorrow. I'm having a small party tomorrow night, just a few people I met in and around Middle Earth. Right now only [ profile] xxcelebornxx and [ profile] nelys know about it. I actually don't want many more people. Maybe Nelys and I can give Celeborn a sneak peek at Intoxicated. Hmmmm...
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"And she said honey take me dancing
But they ended up out sleeping in a doorway
With the bodegas and the lights all over Broadway
Wearing diamonds on the soles of their shoes."

Man, if I could write songs like that I would not be here. I will though. One day. *evil laugh, thinks of Austrailia* *wink Darkshade wink*

Yesterday was good. Was planning on going to Tom's concert but got back too late to do so... and wound up going clubbing with [ profile] nelys, [ profile] xxcelebornxx, [ profile] legolasgreenlef, and Kate's Master In Evil/Partner In Crime [ profile] numberoneenemy. It started out well, but then after a Lemon Drop contest with Nelys, things quickly deteriorated. I don't think I've had so much alcohol in my entire life. The rest of the evening was rather vague, although enjoyable. I remember grinding with Legolas alot for some reason, considering that he was [ profile] numberoneenemy's date. Also danced with [ profile] numberoneenemy and [ profile] xxcelebornxx. I was surprised to see that a few other people I knew were there, although what they were doing in Middle Earth, in a goth club on the south side of Minas Tirith I don't know.

Anyway, I woke up this morning with Legolas asleep in my lap. Yikes. And I have to somehow explain the bite marks on my neck to people at work today. Oh well, that's why Eru made turtlenecks. *wry smile*

After careful consideration, have decided that in the future I will take my dad's advice and drink a tablespoon of olive oil before I go out drinking.

Now Nelys and I are in her room, watching anime and waiting for the shit to hit the fan considering our little outing last night. Oh well. Whatever happens happens, although I *am* a little embarrased about the whole Legolas thing. I mean, Christ. Did he *have* to leave so many damn marks?!?!?!?!

(Once I painted a picture of a tomato in Hell. It was pretty intense. I felt very revolutionary.)


Feb. 26th, 2002 09:32 am
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I'm feeling less tired than I have been the last few days. Maybe it was that long, relaxing ride and talk with [ profile] xxcelebornxx, or the good night's sleep I got. Either way I feel more rested. Hopping *between* from Middle Earth to Pern to Outer Earth gets tiring.

Am downloading Yellow. Go me. So far that's been the most exciting thing that's happened this morning, other than hearing Kung Fu Fighting on Radio Disney as I was cleaning up the truck. A pox on all AM only car stereos. *grumbles*

We were at Borders yesterday, and I almost bought the new Pern book. I wish I had, it looked really good. Hell, I can just get it someplace else, and probably cheaper. I think I'm starting to get into Pern again, seeing its really the best fantasy world I fit into, with the exception of Xanth. I wish they had an RP community for DROP, like Tolkien_Elves, but they don't. *pout* I'll just have to RP by myself for awhile. Anyone who wants in, let me know.

I'm thinking of giving Celeborn one of Isis's eggs. I think he'd like a fire lizard better than a cat, which seems to be trying to kill him by tripping him or suffocating him. I'll ask him the next time I see him.

[ profile] nelys, feel better love. I'll make you some ramen if you want. Cure ya or kill ya, heh.
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Work went by very fast today, which was good. My dad took the rest of the day after lunch off, so I hung out until it was time to go on a ride with [ profile] xxcelebornxx. I had such a wonderful time, and I hope we can do it again. Celeborn is one of the nicest people I've ever met, and I hope that we will get to be very good friends. I think I will ask him if he wants to take a ride on Asifeth sometime, although I don't know how Elves feel about dragons. We shall see.

Celeborn dropped me off at Nelys's house, where we ([ profile] nelys, [ profile] darkshade, and I) watched Angel. She invited him to stay and watch with us, but he blushed and mumbled something about getting home before Galadriel got mad. Curious.

[ profile] celebrianrules brought me back a lovely stone from the city of the Corsairs. I shall put it on my shelf of other little knicknacks from all over the place. How kind of her!

Am also talking to the Balrog, [ profile] vast_wings. I wonder if my room would be hot enough for it? Well, we could always keep it on the Hatching Grounds, but... well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Ha ha, reminds me of Gandalf and that stupid stick thing he tried to pull. *chuckles*

Okay. My room is clean, the dishes are done, everything's done that needs to be done so I have some free time before I need to turn in. Methinks I'll work on some lyrics or break out the paints. I dunno. Anything's possible for the next half hour or so.

I'm trying to get better at this whole online RP thing. I'm just not as adept as [ profile] nelys is, but I'm trying. I'm only half in the real world as it is, and to be in a mini world in the real world gets tricky sometimes. So thanks, Celeborn, Nelys, Balrog dude, and everyone else for putting up with my blundering stupidity.
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Well, the photo shoot went off... swimmingly (ha ha, aren't I the clever one.) Drama.

We got some pretty good pictures, although for some inexplicable reason Celeborn kept jumping in the lake. I don't know why; since it is only February it's quite cold. Maybe there aren't any swimming pools in Lothlorien, and he was taking advantage of an opportunity? At any rate, he nearly drowned once, causing Nelys's leather pants to be ruined. Came out from behind the changing curtain to discover a drenched Nelys giving CPR to a semi-conscious Celeborn. A heroic effort on her part, although I had to gently remind her that the tounge is supposed to AID the breathing process, not impede it. Oh well, other than that it was fun. *Note to self: Must remind Celeborn that when someone is giving you CPR you must keep your tounge inside your own mouth, where it belongs.*

Came back from the photo shoot and slept over at Nelys's. All went well there, except she found fit to rub her hand over my face in the middle of night. This was an accident, since she was asleep, but it was kind of disconcerting.

Daddy dearest is picking me up to go to work soon. "Be ready and downstairs at ten." Then Mom calls me, five minutes ago, and says that he's still in the shower. *grumbles.*

Am still waiting for a ride on Celeborn's horse.


Feb. 24th, 2002 05:10 pm
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I'm going to get myself a pet balrog. I'm going to keep it under my bed and feed it hobbits. Go me.


Feb. 24th, 2002 04:43 pm
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Waiting for Celeborn to give me a time to meet. He's taking me for a horse back ride- I'm so excited, I can't wait!!! I almost never get to ride Elvish horses, so this is a real treat for me.

Right now I'm dreaming of a pizza, with extra cheese, onions, peppers, pepperoni, olives, and mushrooms. *drool* I'm so damn hungry. Too bad I have to make do with rice, huh.

Well, the photo shoot has been wrapped up. Hopefully the pics'll be posted within the week. As soon as I can get money to develop them.

I REALLY want some pizza.


Feb. 23rd, 2002 10:58 pm
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This is the track listings for our NEW album, "Whores of Elven Schlong."


--- Yeah.

1. Elven Lust
2. Sociopathic
3. Four Leaves
4. Bathtub Blues
5. Horny Mortal Chicks
6. I’m Going to Kill You
7. Ode to Rumil
8. The One Ring Sucks
9. One Decent Elf
10. Intoxicated
11. Dwarf Lovin’
12. 67876 (Niri Can't Count)
Hidden Track: Mistress of Voodoo

la la la.

Feb. 23rd, 2002 09:40 pm
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Tra la la la. Boom di-ay. And... stuff.

Testing, testing, one two three testing...

After [ profile] xxxcelebornxxx and [ profile] nelys get back from... whatever, maybe he could stick around for tomorrow's risque photo shoot. Or something.

And stuff.

Feb. 23rd, 2002 09:25 pm
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Am exhausted. Cannot cope.

Today was... interesting, in a word. Woke up at the crack of eleven, per usual for a Saturday morning, muddled around for a while, etc. etc. Stole Mom's car for an "excursion" to Wal Mart for film for THE PHOTO SHOOT, and got back about an hour later than we were supposed to, but we got distracted by "magazines." So.

We were taking pics, doing makeup, clothes, and stuff all day. This culminated with an impromptu run to the railroad tracks, but by the time we got there it was too dark to take pics. Mickey fickey.

Anyway, the ones we took are really cool, and they'll probably be posted on here by next week or so. Who knows.

Talked to Celeborn earlier... something about meeting at Mirkwood tomorrow night. We shall see. Wonder if the pictures of me dressed as a mermaid will get me any farther with him... but I shouldn't be thinking like that. Seeing how he is married and all.


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